Ain't got time to 'Creed'

Video-game flick not as bad as you'd think

What do you get when you take the director of a well-received Shakespeare film, and give him a cast that includes Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, and Charlotte Rampling to make an awards-season film? An action movie based on a video game, of course. "Assassin's Creed" may sit a cut above other films of its type, but director Justin Kurzel can't do more than dress up the weak source material.

Kurzel directed Fassbender and Cotillard as the leads of last year's "Macbeth," and they obviously admire and trust him enough (and trust in their paychecks) to follow him into this $125 million-budgeted action sci-fi fantasy. The loony premise finds Fassbender playing death row prisoner Callum Lynch, who -- upon being surreptitiously rescued from lethal injection -- learns he is descended from a long line of assassins, who have been locked for centuries in mortal combat with the Knights Templar over the possession and whereabouts of the Apple of Eden.

Scientist Dr. Sophia Rikkin (Cotillard) wants to obtain the apple, which holds sway over the free will of humanity, for the Templar Order (rebranded in modern times as Abstergo Industries) to eliminate violence from human society. Some would, and do, argue that to do so would be the ultimate act of violence against humanity, in robbing people of free will.

Finding the apple involves extracting unconscious ancestral memories from Lynch by making him relive the adventures of 15th-century Spanish assassin Aguilar de Nerha. The complicated but coherent plot tees up many action sequences, whether they be fights among the prisoners and staffers at the Abstergo compound, or the large-scale inquisition-themed action sequences involving Aguilar and others.

In many ways, "Assassin's Creed" is what it resembles, just another murky, dramatically anemic video-game adaptation. To see the trailers and posters for it is to dismiss it as such. And yet, there are those stars, carrying you through it all. And finally, there is Kurzel, frequently lending arresting visuals that make the dumb action movie feel poetic in choice moments along the way.

Despite its style points, "Assassin's Creed" fails to resonate.

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, thematic elements and brief strong language. One hour, 55 minutes.

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