Tonight the Golden State Warriors will attempt to eliminate the top-seeded Dallas Mavericks in Game 5. Many sports analysts have said that this would be the biggest upset in pro basketball history.
I'm not a huge basketball fan, but I've been watching this series and it is the most entertaining basketball I've ever seen. Don't miss game 5 tonight!
- Dirk "Frankenstein" Nowitski will be revealed for the choker/stiff that he really is!
- Baron Davis will put the finishing touches on one of the greatest performances in NBA post-season history!
- Don Nelson will cement his reputation as the best coach of our era!
- Yoriko Kishimoto will pose for a global warming photo op at halftime (not)!
All this will come to pass.